Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
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