Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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