you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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