i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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