Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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