Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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