Where is the hickey?
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Randomize
