And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Randomize
