youre lurking in front of me
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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