in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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