my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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