haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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