Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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