For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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