pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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