I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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