yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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