are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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