everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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