If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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