I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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