it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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