if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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