sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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