Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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