we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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