how can u be prego again
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
