You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Someone signed my nipple.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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