I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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