VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
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