on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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