I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Randomize
