Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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