Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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