rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize