is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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