she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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