Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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