But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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