It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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