I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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