One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
