Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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