he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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