Where did you get a picture of my penis
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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