NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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