screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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