pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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