I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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