We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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