can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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