I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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