I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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