Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I'm passing your future prison.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
