i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
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