I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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