I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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